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Saturday April 7, 2018
Mustache Cash and In Vino Vulvitas cordially invite you to:
Give Her The “D”ivorce Trail/Pub Crawl
Why? Cum celebrate Vino’s divorce – FINALLY! She had to trade sexual favors with the attorneys, judge, and everyone in the clerks office at the Frederick Courthouse. It was a long process, she’s tired and sore, but, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. All her hard work has paid off, and she is officially a free woman and on the prowl! Cum to trail in your ugly bridesmaid dress (or wedding dress IF you have been divorced!) and help us celebrate! There may or may not be cake involved. And shots. Cause we think that’s what got her into that mess.
When: Saturday, April 7th 1:30pm pack away at 2pm
What Do I Need: Bridesmaid or Wedding Dress, $5 Hash Cash, Vessel, ID and cash for bars
Where: MARC Station parking lot 155 B & O Ave. Frederick MD
On After: Attaboy
On After After: Shenanigans around DTF
Trail # 233 – April 7 – Mustache Cash and In Vino Vulvitas! Give her the D (divorce) Trail
Trail # 234 – April 22 – Just Nathan and Just Jennifer - TU-TUs for U!
Trail # 235 – May 5 – Sour Snatch, Special Ed Forces, et al
Trail # 236 – May 19 – In Vino Vulvitas and Sister Angry Dragon
Trail # 237 – June 2 – Follow Me Down the Dirty Dick Road, Office Gaynache, and I’ve Been Blown on Trail Once…. TWICE!
Trail # 238 – June 17 – TOUR DUH HASH!!!! - HARES NEEDED
Trail # 239 June 30 – Sister Angry Dragon and Just Joe!
Trail # 240 July 15 – HARES NEEDED
Trail # 241 – July 28 – HARES NEEDED
Trail # 242 – August 11 – HARES NEEDED
Trail # 243 – August 26 – HARES NEEDED