Hash Hymnal
The best part of hashing is learning as many silly songs as you can. Here is just a small sample of popular hash songs.
OFH3 Closing Circle Song
To the Tune of Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up
We're no strangers to hashing,
You know the rules and so do I.
A full vessel is what I’m thinking of
You couldn’t get this for any better buy
We found trail with some flour and some feelings
Gotta make you understand
Old Frederick's never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you fall
Surely gonna make you call, "On-On!"
Never gonna leave you dry
Never gonna say goodbye
Maybe gonna lay a lie and false trail you
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
This circles gone on way-too-long!
Old Frederick's never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you fall
Surely gonna make you call, "On-On!"
Never gonna leave you dry
Never gonna say goodbye
Maybe gonna lay a lie and false trail you
Where Were You Last Week?
Great song to sing to our long time no seers
Melody - Where Oh Where Were You Last Night (from Hee Haw)
Where, Oh Where were you last week?
Why did you make us hash all alone?
You Fat Lazy Bastards, You weren't even here.
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the Beer. Down, Down, Drink it all Down
Drink it all Down, Drink all of that Beer
You Fat Lazy Bastards, You weren't even here.
So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer.
Shitty Trail
To the tune of the Mickey Mouse Theme song
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Shitty Trail
It sucked!
Shitty Trail
It fucking sucked!
You mother fuckers laid a shitty trail.
I would rather drink my beer than hash your shitty trail.
S - H - I - T - T - Y T - R - A - I - L
Birthday Song
Melody - Happy Birthday to You
Hashy birthday, fuck you,
Hashy birthday, fuck you,
Hashy birthday, fuck youuuuu,
Hashy birthday, fuck you.
Drink it down, down, down, down
Down Your Beer
Melody – Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Down, down, down your beer,
To pay for your crime.
Quit complaining about the taste,
There’s no spunk(cum) this time.
Heineken, Schmeineken
Quick Down-Down Chant
Heineken, Schmeineken
Fuck that shit!
PAPST BLUE RIBBON!!
What a wank! Alternate Version - Get A Life
Melody: William Tell Overture
What a wank
What a wank
What a wank
What a wank wank wank
What a wank
What a wank
What a wank
What a wank wank wank
Twenty Toes
Quick Down-Down Chant
There's A Game Call Twenty Toes
It's played all over town
The women play with ten toes up
And the men with ten toes down-down-down-down
We've Got Virgins
Song to sing to our new hasher
We’ve got Virgins
We’ve got Virgins
At our hash
At our hash
Gonna get ‘em drunked up
Gonna get ‘em fucked up
Up the ass!
Down the hatch!
Drink it down-down-down-down-down-down…
She Likes It In The Kitchen
Quick Down-Down Chant
She likes it in the kitchen,
She likes it in the kitchen,
She likes it in the kitchen,
Kitchen's code for butt!
Drink it down-down-down-down-down-down…
Dough, Ray, Me
To the tune of Do Re Mi from the Sound Of Music
Dough, the stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the guy who serves me beer
Me, the guy who drinks the beer
Far, a long long way for beer
So, I'll have another beer
La, la la la la la laaaa
Tea, no thanks I'll have some beer
Which brings us back to
Beer, beer, beer, beer
Drink it down-down-down-down
He's True Blue
Honor song
Here's to _ _ _ _ _, he's true blue,
He's a hasher thru and thru.
He's a piss pot, so they say.
Tried to get to heaven,
but he went the other way.
Drink it down-down-down-down
Here's To Brother Hasher
T the tune of Ach, Du Lieber Augustin
Here's to brother (or sister) hasher,
Brother hasher, brother hasher,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
He's happy, he's jolly,
He's fucked up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
So drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Drink motherfucker,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
Drink it down, down, down, down . . .
Beer Run
To the tune of Froggy Went a Courtin'
'B' double 'E' double 'R' 'U' 'N' Beer run!
'B' double 'E' double 'R' 'U' 'N' Beer run!
All we need is a ten and five-er,
Car and key and a sober driver,
'B' double 'E' double 'R' 'U' 'N' Beer run!
Hymn, Hymn
Short down-down chant
Hymn, Hymn,
Fuck Him
Drink it down-down-down-down
She’s A Harriette
Honor song for a harriette
Oh, the wiggle of her ass would make a dead man cum,
And the nipples on her tits is as big as my thumb,
She's a mean motherfucker, she's a great cocksucker,
She's a Harriette,
and she goes down! …
Down, down, down, down,
Old Brown Cow
The old brown cow went
Thfpppt! up against the wall
Thfpppt! up against the wall
Thfpppt! up against the wall
The old brown cow went
Thfpppt! up against the wall
And now it's covered with shit, shit, shit
Why Are We Waiting?
Melody - Come Let Us Adore Him
Why are we waiting,
Could be fornicating (masturbating, masticating, etc),
Oh, why are we waiting,
So fucking long, etc . .