Description: This trail is less about endurance and more about finding out exactly how far your dignity can be pushed before it files for divorce.
Throughout the trail, you’ll hit different Fear Pong stops with dares, challenges, punishments, confessions, and decisions that seemed funny when they were written down.
Some will be easy.
Some will be embarrassing.
Some will make you stare at the card for ten seconds and say:
“Who the fuck came up with this?”
Theme: FEAR PONG EDITION ☠️
Hares: SpEd
When: Saturday, August 8, 2026
Time: 10:30am sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away
Cost: $5, virgins free
Where: Start is behind il forno pizzeria 1035 W Patrick St, Frederick, MD 21702
Distances: 3 to 5 mile trail depending on your choice
Shiggy rating (1-10): Possible water crossings
-secrets nobody asked for
-one person somehow enjoying all of this way too much
-You’ll have two choices:
1. Do the challenge.
2. Or refuse and face the consequences like the coward you are.
On-After: il forno pizzeria
Notes: Bring water, comfortable shoes, a sense of humor, and a dignity level you’re comfortable losing. Consent is mandatory. Shame is optional. See you August 8th. Try not to become the story everyone tells afterward.
