Theme: Pawn/Pron/Prawn stars!
Description: Silver and gold. Bring out your bling that your aunt swears is worth thousands but somehow still turns your neck green. Or anything else that you suspect the guy behind the counter will say “a slap in the face is the best I can do”. Be prepared to answer questions about stuff the hares might have brought.
Hares: Gnome Gnuts & Beetlejizz
When: Saturday, September 12, 2026
Time: 10:30am sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away
Cost: $5, virgins free
Where: Baker Park Gazebo
121 N Bentz St, Frederick, MD 21701
39.41663965530037, -77.41603008951913
Distances: Runners: 3-5 miles
Shiggy rating (1-10): 1-2. Per the hare, "You might get some light grass stains on your shoes, but don’t get your hopes up. Friendly dogs are of course more than welcome, strollers, pretty much anything is welcome on this pavement pounder."
On-After: Frederick Social
Notes: Bring your brains as well as your fleet footsies. Surely nothing can go wrong with this plan.
