Description: After hopefully having recovered from all the tequila, cerveza, and tacos from Cinco de Mayo, we turn to more wholesome activities in preparation for Mother’s Day. For this trail we will be celebrating our Mama Kennel. That’s right, we are honoring every wanker’s kennel where each one of us popped our cherry as hashers. Cum wearing hab from your own mother hash to represent!
Theme: Thrust into May to Celebrate yo’ Mama (Kennel)
Hares: Have You Blown My Stapler? and Beetlejizz! Beetlejizz! Beetlejizz!
When: Saturday, May 9, 2026
Time: 10:30am sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away
Cost: $5, virgins free
Where: Little Bennett Trailhead, Clarksburg, MD 20871. Stay on Prescott Road (you will pass the golf course on your right) until you get to the parking lot at the Trailhead. GPS Coordinates: 39.2839487,-77.2910989. DO NOT GPS to Little Bennett Regional Park. That will take you to the opposite end of the park where the campground and the maintenance station are located.
Distances: Runners: 4-5 miles; Walkers 3ish miles
Shiggy rating (1-10): 2-4. Some path, some shiggy. PI spotted. Ticks likely (‘tis the season).
On-After: Clarksburg Tavern (www.clarksburtgtavern.com), 23315 Frederick Rd, Clarksburg, MD 20871.
Notes: The weather this May has been finicky. It’s expected to be in the high-50s/low 60s. so not terribly warm. We may also have sky shiggy. Bug spray is definitely recommended.
