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OFH3 Trail #379 - A Presidential Fitness Game Fueled by Amphetamines and Jigsaw

Description: Come join us for a Haunted Trail inspired by the memories of grade-school angst, social anxiety, senseless academic pressure, and feelings of inadequacy in comparison to your peers. Who needs therapy when you can join us on Saturday and engage in some Trauma Reenactment Therapy to take back control and excel this time? …Actually, you’ll probably fall short on this too, so maybe keep that therapy appointment. For this haunted trail-ish of sorts we’ll take a ride down memory lane of school curriculum which will include games across Geography, Theater, Gym, Geometry, and History.

Geography – Will you be able to find your way on trail using landmark clues to the next destination? Or maybe you’ll just follow the pack….

Theater – If you aren’t a standout in Geography, perhaps delivering a star performance and winning the hearts of your peers is more your thing…

Gym – Or if you were too “cool” for theater, then surely you’ll excel in athletics and show your physical prowess….

Geometry – But if you’re just the quiet intellectual type, you’re strategic and know how everything should fit together….

History – And if you can’t figure anything else out, maybe you’ll be a good guesser at random history facts….

…And if you’re good at nothing…it will cost you…

Halloween costumes encouraged!

Hares: ICHY & PFT

When: Saturday, October 12, 2024

Time: 10:30 sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away

Where: Uptown Dog Park - Schifferstadt Boulevard @ Thomas Johnson Middle School, Frederick, MD 21701 (https://maps.app.goo.gl/6H1XxxX98MMVcFvp8). ACROSS from the Address @ 1799 Schifferstadt Blvd, Frederick, MD 21701

Hash Cash: $5

Trail Type: A – A’

Distances: 1-ish mile for trail portion followed by the presidential fitness test

Shiggy rating (1-10): 1

Notes: Halloween costumes encouraged

On-After: Monocacy Brewery & Food Trucks