Mismanagement

“The ones herding the cats”

Role

The Lucky Wanker

Grand Master or Mistress (GM)

Leader of the kennel, makes sure shit gets done

Special Ed Forces

Religious Advisor (RA)

Blesses the hares, trails, and the weather. Leads opening and ending circle

Penis Fly Trap, Nightmare on Ohm Street, and Co.

Hareraiser & Webslinger

Makes sure there are hares for future trails; updates the hash kennel website and social media platforms

I Cunt Hear You

Hash Cash

Collects hash cash and records who showed up

FUCK, Enterthighs, and Co.

Haberdasher

Sells hash swag, vessels, magnets, and wares

Palm Pilot , Super Soaker, and FUCK

Hash Trash

Reteller of trail stories

Enterthighs, and Co.