OFH3 Trail #403 - October Trail 10.10.26

 

Theme: TBA

Description: TBA

Hares: T3, LG!

When: Saturday, October 10, 2026

Time: 10:45am sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away

Cost: $5, virgins free

Where: TBA, but I did hear a rumor about Gambrill State Park being start

Distances: TBA

Shiggy rating (1-10): TBA

On-After: TBA

Notes: TBA

September 12, 2026 | OFH3 Trail #402

 

Theme: Pawn/Pron/Prawn stars!

Description: Silver and gold.  Bring out your bling that your aunt swears is worth thousands but somehow still turns your neck green.  Or anything else that you suspect the guy behind the counter will say “a slap in the face is the best I can do”.  Be prepared to answer questions about stuff the hares might have brought.

Hares: Gnome Gnuts & Beetlejizz

When: Saturday, September 12, 2026

Time: 10:30am sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away

Cost: $5, virgins free

Where: Baker Park Gazebo

121 N Bentz St, Frederick, MD 21701 

39.41663965530037, -77.41603008951913

Distances: Runners: 3-5 miles

Shiggy rating (1-10): 1-2. Per the hare, "You might get some light grass stains on your shoes, but don’t get your hopes up. Friendly dogs are of course more than welcome, strollers, pretty much anything is welcome on this pavement pounder."

On-After: Frederick Social

Notes: Bring your brains as well as your fleet footsies.   Surely nothing can go wrong with this plan.

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OFH3 Trail #401 - August 8.8.26

 

Description: This trail is less about endurance and more about finding out exactly how far your dignity can be pushed before it files for divorce.

Throughout the trail, you’ll hit different Fear Pong stops with dares, challenges, punishments, confessions, and decisions that seemed funny when they were written down.

Some will be easy.

Some will be embarrassing.

Some will make you stare at the card for ten seconds and say:

“Who the fuck came up with this?”

Theme: FEAR PONG EDITION ☠️

Hares: SpEd

When: Saturday, August 8, 2026

Time: 10:30am sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away

Cost: $5, virgins free

Where: Start is behind  il forno pizzeria  1035 W Patrick St, Frederick, MD 21702

Distances: 3 to 5 mile trail depending on your choice

Shiggy rating (1-10): Possible water crossings

-secrets nobody asked for

-one person somehow enjoying all of this way too much

-You’ll have two choices:

    1. Do the challenge.

    2. Or refuse and face the consequences like the coward you are.

On-After: il forno pizzeria

Notes: Bring water, comfortable shoes, a sense of humor, and a dignity level you’re comfortable losing. Consent is mandatory. Shame is optional. See you August 8th. Try not to become the story everyone tells afterward.

OFH3 Trail #400 - July Trail 7.11.26

 

Theme: Half-Mind, Half-Assed, Half-Case, Half-Marathon, and Taco Palooza Takeover!

Description: OFH3 has graciously bestowed our trail day to the debauchery and gluttony of the half-case, half-marathon, and taco palooza. Join us in Damascus, MD for a day (or weekend) of festivities. We'll celebrate our 400th trail and see how many miles and tacos we can stomach.

Trail details, sign-up, payment, and information are located on Hash-Rego: https://hashrego.com/.../shit-23rd-half-mind-half-assed...

Hares: Herpiclies & Pebbles

**You can show up to do trail day of for normal price. However if you want extras you must pay before hand.**

Cost: $5, virgins free

Shiggy: 7

Miles: 6

Beer check: 1
Shot Check: 1

Start: Mezza Luna Farm
11451 Bethesda Church Rd, Damascus road
Follow signs for “Hip Camp” gates will auto-magically open.

Rego for main event closes the Thursday before at noon.

OFH3 Trail #399 - June Trail 6.7.26 Tour duh Hash!

 Description: Tour duh Hash! Special date and time so all you crazy wankers can conquer the feat of TdH.

Hares: ICHY & PFT

When: Sunday, June 7, 2026 **Note special date for TdH**

Time:  **Special Times for TdH**

10:00 AM Sign In 

10:30 AM Hares Away  

10:45 AM Pack Away

Cost: $6 cash, virgins free

Where: Corner Lot of 5123 Pegasus Ct, Frederick, MD 21704

39°22'14.5"N 77°24'14.9"W

Distances:   3.5-4ish miles (all one trail)

Shiggy rating (1-10): 4, Ticks and PI are a definite. Some pavement. Some trail. Some off trail. Maybe some water to get your ankles wet. 

On-After: Chilis 

5100 Pegasus Ct, Frederick, MD 21704

Notes: This is OFH3 leg of the TdH  and it will be held Sunday morning June 7th. At 4pm Hillibilly H3 will conduct their leg of TdH near 6803 Michaels Mill Road, Buckeystown, MD 21717. Bring a change of clothes and dry shoes for on-after.

OFH3 Trail #398 - May Trail 5.9.26

Description: After hopefully having recovered from all the tequila, cerveza, and tacos from Cinco de Mayo, we turn to more wholesome activities in preparation for Mother’s Day. For this trail we will be celebrating our Mama Kennel. That’s right, we are honoring every wanker’s kennel where each one of us popped our cherry as hashers. Cum wearing hab from your own mother hash to represent!

Theme: Thrust into May to Celebrate yo’ Mama (Kennel)

Hares: Have You Blown My Stapler? and Beetlejizz! Beetlejizz! Beetlejizz!

When: Saturday, May 9, 2026

Time: 10:30am sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away

Cost: $5, virgins free

Where: Little Bennett Trailhead, Clarksburg, MD 20871. Stay on Prescott Road (you will pass the golf course on your right) until you get to the parking lot at the Trailhead. GPS Coordinates: 39.2839487,-77.2910989. DO NOT GPS to Little Bennett Regional Park. That will take you to the opposite end of the park where the campground and the maintenance station are located.

Distances:  Runners: 4-5 miles; Walkers 3ish miles

Shiggy rating (1-10): 2-4. Some path, some shiggy. PI spotted. Ticks likely (‘tis the season).

On-After: Clarksburg Tavern (www.clarksburtgtavern.com), 23315 Frederick Rd, Clarksburg, MD 20871.

Notes: The weather this May has been finicky. It’s expected to be in the high-50s/low 60s. so not terribly warm. We may also have sky shiggy. Bug spray is definitely recommended.

OFH3 Trail #397 - April Trail 4.11.26

Description: Spring has sprung! Dust off your hash shoes. The weather is warming up. The sun is shining again. I've already got my base layer sunburn, have you??? Join ICHY and PFT as we explore an area of Frederick we have not been in awhile.

Hares: PFT and ICHY

When: Saturday, April 11, 2026

Time: 10:30am sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away

Cost: $5, virgins free

Where: Parking lot across Sophie and Madigan's Playground

632 Contender Way, Frederick, MD 21703

Distances: 3.5 miles -ish

Shiggy rating (1-10): 2, sidewalks and paths.

On-After: Maybe Outback Steakhouse?

Notes: It's getting warmer! Be sure to come hydrated and ready to run in a warmer season. Bug spray and sunscreen recommended.

OFH3 Trail #396 - March Trail 3.14.26

 

Description:  Its Leprechaun Time! Don your Saint Paddy’s Day apparel and get ready to chase that rainbow all the way to a pot of golden beers.

Hares: Herpiclies, Pebbles for Pussy, Hyrbred, Sweet Baby Jesus, and Rock Fish

When: Saturday, March14, 2026

Time: 10:30am sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away

Cost: $5, virgins free

Where: 6079 Spring Ridge Pkwy, Frederick, MD 21701

South Side of Parking lot closest to the Subway.

Trail Type: A-A

Distances: 3.5 Runners, 3.0 Walkers

Shiggy rating (1-10): 7 if it’s nice and 5 if it’s not. (Feet will get wet)

On-After: Avery's Maryland Grille

9009 Baltimore Rd, Frederick, MD 21704

Notes: Bring dry shoes or sandals for after.

Wear green

OFH3 Trail #395 - February Trail 2.14.26

 

Description: Ready to shake off the snow? Cupid's been day drinking and laid a questionable trail for the hashers, featuring love potions and love checks! Whether you’re single, taken, or in a long-term committed relationship with alcohol, this trail promises the kind of romantic atmosphere that only exists when your heart is full and your cup is never empty. On-On. 🍻🩷

Hares: Livin' Lolita Loca & Special Ed Forces

When: Saturday, February 14, 2026

Time: 10:30am sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away

Cost: $5, virgins free

Where: Blue Heron Elementary School

Trail Type: A-A

Distances: 3ish

Shiggy rating (1-10): hmmm depends on snow

On-After: TBA

Notes: We are planning on going through some unplowed areas so if snow doesn't melt, plan for that

OFH3 Trail #394 - January Trail 1.10.26

 

Description: Celebration of Life Week during the first week in January reminds us not only to ring in a New Year but celebrate life, too!

Theme: Welcome to the new year of 2026! The first week of January is Celebration of Life Week! We should not just ring in a new year, but celebrate life too!

Hares: Will Squat for Beer (or Squatty Beads)

When: Saturday, January 10, 2026

Time: 10:30am sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away

Cost: $5, virgins free

Where: Clarksburg Tavern (23315 Frederick Rd, Clarksburg, MD 20871)

Trail Type: A-A

Distances: Walker’s Trail: 2.6 miles

Runner’s Trail: 4.3 miles

Shiggy rating (1-10): 1.5

On-After: Clarksburg Tavern

OFH3 Trail #393 - December Annual White Elephant Trail 12.20.25

 

Description: It’s that time of year, you need to cum or you will miss out on all the fun! Your favorite two hares will be hosting the anal white elephant trail. Food and games to follow. Bring or wear whatever your favorite ugly sweater. Bring a fun new (unused) gift between $10-$20 value and join in the fun of the anal white elephant 🐘 gift exchange. Burgers and utensils provided, please bring a dish to share.

Hares: Palm Pilot & Super Soaker

When: Saturday, December 20, 2024 (note special date!)

Time: 10:30am sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away

Cost: $5, virgins free

8 and up: $5  Under: $2

Where: in the rear of 

1719 Evansberry Dr., 

Frederick, MD 21701

Park out front, or on the side, just don’t put it in the rear!

Trail Type: A-A

Distances: Eagles 4.69 miles, Turkeys Less than 2.69miles

Shiggy rating (1-10): 1.5

On-After: Potluck, White Elephant gift exchange and games to follow.

OFH3 Trail #392 - November FULL MOON Trail 11.08.25

 

Description: Dear OFH3,

You have been selected to participate in a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. A series of games awaits you—where skill, determination, and a bit of luck will decide your fate. The grand prize? A reward beyond your imagination.

Should you wish to accept this invitation, please show up to the location below. But be warned: once you enter, there is no turning back.

Do you have what it takes to win?

We’ll be waiting. 

🔺🔵⬜

 --This will be a OFH3's Full Moon trail month this year. We will run and solve trail under the light of the full moon. Note late start time and plan/dress accordingly. --

Hares: The Front Man aka SpEd

When: November 8, 2025

Time: 7:00pm sign-in, 7:30pm hares away, 7:45pm pack away

What: Squid Games 2

Cost: $5, virgins free

Where: 1114 W 7th street

Frederick md 21701
Park on apple avenue

Trail Type: Just some Children's Games right?

Distances: 4-6 Miles

Shiggy rating (1-10): 1

On-After: TBD

OFH3 Trail #391 - October Trail 10.11.25

 

Description: ✨🍂OMG besties!! 🍂✨I am literally squealing with excitement to invite you all to my super cutesy fall vibes October trail!! Like… hello?? The leaves are crunchy, the air is crisp, and my entire personality right now is just Pumpkin. Spice. Latte. ☕🎃🌟

Special Feature: THE PUMPKIN SPICE SHOT CHECK 🌟 

Yes, you heard me right. Somewhere along the way you’ll be blessed with my handcrafted, artisanal, limited-edition pumpkin spice latte inspired shot, giving cozy realness!!! Expect leaves, vibes, and maybe me crying about how fall is “literally the season of transformation.” Ugh, obsessedddd. So grab your friends, and come through for the cutest October trail ever!!  🍁✨ 

Hares: SpEd

When: October 11, 2025

Time: 10:30 sign-in, 11:00 hares away, 11:15 pack away

What: Fall Trail!

Cost: $5, virgins free

Where: Little Bennett Regional Park - Horse Trailer Parking Area 

26029 Prescott Rd, Clarksburg, MD 20871

Trail Type: A-A

Distances: 4-6 miles

Shiggy rating (1-10): 4. Well it's not urban. Dog friendly with leash. 

On-After: TBD